Do you ever...

get the urge to get your hair cut in the middle of the night, and you just can't wait...
so you do it yourself?

Before:

(taken Thursday. Ew)

After:

(Yep, my face is all washed out, but you get the idea. Don't make fun of it if you see me in public. kthnxbye)

**edited** to add the straight version of my lovely haircut.